January 2012
Funny Tweets Week of January 23-27, 2012
Funny Tweet Collection for this Week
- “I’m sorry previews, but “Best Movie of the Year” means nothing to me on January 23rd.”
- “Dreading the day I get an x-ray done & everyone discovers how many paper clips I’ve been eating.”
- “I can always depend on my Alpha-Bits cereal for a healthy and regular vowel movement.”
- While other countries are doubling down on education, we’re using chicken breasts as sandwich bread. - FTW
- LIKE, if when you are in the car and a sad song comes on the radio, you stare out the window and act like you’re in a movie.
- Heard in the office: “I hope the person who knocked repeatedly on the bathroom door knows I took longer on purpose.”
- “Our neighbors listen to great music… whether they like it or not.”
- YouTube comments: The Trailer Park of the Internet
- We are shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company “Cheeses of Nazareth”!
- DUCT TAPE. Turning “No! no! no!” into “Mmm, mmm, mmm.”
- Peeing is Foursquare for dogs.
