January 2010
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News Reporter Ownd
Chuck Storm is our hero.
Original Article
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The Differences Between Men and Women: Part 2
And some more…
LAUNDRY:
Women do laundry every couple of days.
A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat, and expect to meet a beautiful...
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The Differences Between Men and Women Part 1
Here’s just a few we’ve found. Please scroll down.
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NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will...
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, because, man, they’re gone.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
To me, it’s a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says,...
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